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watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

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anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000)

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There are years that ask questions and years that answer.
Zora Neale Hurston (via rippedoutpagesofmymind)
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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

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nerdjpg:

nailed it.

nerdjpg:

nailed it.

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soundlyawake:

he has no idea

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

(Source: gloomyteens)

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framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

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sirlightbulb:

how i imagine all gym teacher ipods:

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teaseon:

ultrafacts:

Want more facts? Visit the Ultrafacts blog!

The national geographic one gets me all the time.

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(Source: ruinedchildhood)

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frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken

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