my-wayward-shawn:

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up


First I park my boat inside my boatThen I fuck your bitch

my-wayward-shawn:

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

First I park my boat inside my boat

Then I fuck your bitch

(Source: fencehopping)

(Reblogged from high-fivingamillionangels)

sampreme:

following tons (;

(Source: stonedbabygirl)

(Reblogged from pizza)

calliopeisababe:

probably but tell me more

(Source: jordybelfort)

(Reblogged from penishole)
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(Reblogged from loonygoon)
  • Baby: n-n-n
  • Parent: oh it's his first words!
  • Baby: n-n
  • Baby: not all men
  • Parent: put it back
(Reblogged from buttsucker9000)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus)

(Reblogged from buttsucker9000)

unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

(Reblogged from pizza)
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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(Reblogged from loonygoon)

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

(Reblogged from loonygoon)

ru-cp:

look @ my new shirt from goodwill

(Reblogged from cruelism)

richarcl:

dying is taking too long

(Source: homophobic)

(Reblogged from pizza)

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

(Reblogged from pizza)
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